Turd Ferguson
Donating Member
These rules will come into effect after the internet filter is introduced.
1. You do not talk about the Internet.
2. You DO NOT talk about the Internet.
3. Anything remotely entertaining will be banned and censored until all of Australia is in apathy.
4. If anyone opposes the new filter, call them a "pedo" or "terrorist".
5. The Internet will be slowed by 86%.
6. Rudd can censor anything he wants and you will do nothing about it.
7. Eventually, the government will have total control over what you see/hear/do.
8. >$44 million will be wasted for this.
9. The filter will stop pedophiles, and it definitely will stop child-molesting all together. Pedophiles definitely won't seek a physical child to get their "fix" once they have no children-shaped pixels left.
10. This filter will replace proper parenting and responsibility. Rudd is your child's new mother.
11. Millions of sites will be blocked "accidentally", but it's OK.
12. This isn't a democracy, it's all about Rudd's power-trip. You accept this.
13. There will be no more 4chan, Something Awful, Ebaumsworld or Encyclopædia Dramatica...there will only be Gaia Online.
14. You are not allowed to have "fun".
15. What is "appropriate" is not decided by you or your morals - it is decided by a biased team of cynical old men who frown upon anything "different".
16. You will not protest or do anything about this.
17. Not view Encyclopedia Dramatica as it, too, is on the list.
1. You do not talk about the Internet.
2. You DO NOT talk about the Internet.
3. Anything remotely entertaining will be banned and censored until all of Australia is in apathy.
4. If anyone opposes the new filter, call them a "pedo" or "terrorist".
5. The Internet will be slowed by 86%.
6. Rudd can censor anything he wants and you will do nothing about it.
7. Eventually, the government will have total control over what you see/hear/do.
8. >$44 million will be wasted for this.
9. The filter will stop pedophiles, and it definitely will stop child-molesting all together. Pedophiles definitely won't seek a physical child to get their "fix" once they have no children-shaped pixels left.
10. This filter will replace proper parenting and responsibility. Rudd is your child's new mother.
11. Millions of sites will be blocked "accidentally", but it's OK.
12. This isn't a democracy, it's all about Rudd's power-trip. You accept this.
13. There will be no more 4chan, Something Awful, Ebaumsworld or Encyclopædia Dramatica...there will only be Gaia Online.
14. You are not allowed to have "fun".
15. What is "appropriate" is not decided by you or your morals - it is decided by a biased team of cynical old men who frown upon anything "different".
16. You will not protest or do anything about this.
17. Not view Encyclopedia Dramatica as it, too, is on the list.