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Kid with a frog

Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by jd hot stuff, Aug 2, 2006.

  1. jd hot stuff

    jd hot stuff 355 power

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    A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street
    dragging a
    flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the
    doorstep of "a
    house of ill repute" and knocked on the door.

    When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked
    what he
    wanted.
    He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I
    have the money
    to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.
    The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once
    in, she told
    him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the
    girls have
    any diseases?" Of course the Madam said "No". The boy said, "I
    heard all
    the men talking about having to get shots after making love with
    Amber -
    THAT'S the girl I want."
    Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for
    it, the
    Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
    He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.
    Ten minutes
    later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and
    headed out
    the door.
    The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl
    in the
    place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
    He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my
    parents are
    going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a
    baby-sitter.
    After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because
    she just
    happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get
    the disease
    that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take
    the
    baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and
    he'll
    catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the
    baby-sitter's, he and
    Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it.
    In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver
    the milk,
    have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the
    prick who ran
    over my FROG!"
     
  2. ashzv6

    ashzv6 New Member

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    ive heard a rodney rude variation of that still a classic but.
     

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