Alistair walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: 'Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.' His wife is lying in bed and replies: 'I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot.' Alistair says: 'I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you.
Kiwi Quotes! Did you know that when someone dies in NZed, they dig the hole twelve feet deep. After all, deep down they are nice people. When a Kiwi dies in Oz, they only dig the hole one foot deep. Because even when they are dead, they still expect their handout!
