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Larry & Bob...!

ruredi

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Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00. Larry said, "I have an idea!" He went next door to the butcher's and bought a big sausage with their two bucks! "Are you crazy?!" said Bob. "Now we don't have any money left at all!" Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." They went to a pub where Larry ordered two pints! "Oh god! Now you've done it! We can't pay for this!" Larry smiled and said, "Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Larry said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done, the barman noticed them, went beserk, and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!" Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage after the third pub!"
 

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haha gold:w00t:
 

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