Dayvo
Because i can
- Joined
- Apr 28, 2005
- Messages
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- Age
- 67
- Location
- South East,Victoria
- Members Ride
- VE SV6 Series 2
Little Johnny asked for a bike for his birthday. His dad said: "We'd get you one but our mortgage is $80,000 and your mum has lost her job."
Next day little Johnny walked out with his suitcase packed, his dad asks: "Where are you going son?"
Little Johnny replied: "I walked past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out, then I heard mum tell you to wait coz she was coming too, I'm not staying here on my own with an $80,000 mortgage and no ******* bike!"
Next day little Johnny walked out with his suitcase packed, his dad asks: "Where are you going son?"
Little Johnny replied: "I walked past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out, then I heard mum tell you to wait coz she was coming too, I'm not staying here on my own with an $80,000 mortgage and no ******* bike!"