Welcome to Just Commodores, a site specifically designed for all people who share the same passion as yourself.

New Posts Contact us

Just Commodores Forum Community

It takes just a moment to join our fantastic community

Register

LOL, for the aussies.....

Outlaw Torn

New Member
Joined
Sep 23, 2005
Messages
165
Reaction score
3
Points
0
Age
33
Location
Opononi, NZ
Members Ride
91 FORD EA Falcon (So sue me)
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps,

were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady,and a

young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

>

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there

is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright

Red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.



The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she

slapped his cheek.



The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but

Missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.



The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark.

She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead



The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Kiwi

again.
 

Patrio7

3Y3 K4N 5P33K 1337.
Joined
Jul 25, 2005
Messages
1,269
Reaction score
25
Points
0
Age
36
Location
Perth, Como
Members Ride
'96 S1 VS Exec
old joke but a good one :)
 

HVXII

AWI11
Joined
Jan 16, 2006
Messages
267
Reaction score
3
Points
0
Age
36
Location
brisbane upper kedron
Members Ride
2002 VXII Acclaim storm grey
lol thats awsome love it so aussie
 

CANYONERO

Likes Cheese...
Joined
Mar 29, 2006
Messages
1,028
Reaction score
10
Points
38
Location
Country SA
Members Ride
V8 6spd wif MOMO leavaa.
i wonder how many new zealanders thunk that was funny lol.
 

Outlaw Torn

New Member
Joined
Sep 23, 2005
Messages
165
Reaction score
3
Points
0
Age
33
Location
Opononi, NZ
Members Ride
91 FORD EA Falcon (So sue me)
i wonder how many new zealanders thunk that was funny lol.
lol, quite a few id imagine, we'd just change the kiwi and the aussies around :p
 

TheForgotten

only human......
Joined
Dec 24, 2005
Messages
1,372
Reaction score
16
Points
0
Location
quarantine
Website
www.holdenscene.com
Members Ride
VR EXEC
hahaha nice, but I'd slap the kiwi and grab a handful...
 
Top