Outlaw Torn
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- Joined
- Sep 23, 2005
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- Opononi, NZ
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- 91 FORD EA Falcon (So sue me)
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps,
were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady,and a
young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.
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The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there
is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright
Red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she
slapped his cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but
Missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark.
She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead
The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Kiwi
again.
were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady,and a
young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.
>
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there
is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright
Red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she
slapped his cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but
Missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark.
She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead
The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Kiwi
again.