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Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by calais_304, Aug 1, 2006.

  1. calais_304

    calais_304 New Member

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    there once was a man of barrow,
    who tryed to bum f*@k a sparrow,
    his dastdedlie deed,
    did not succeed,
    the bones of it's ass were to narrow.

    nymphomanical jill,
    tryed a dynamite stick for a thrill,
    they found her vagina,
    in south carolina,
    and bits of her tits in brazil.

    there once was a man of matrass,
    whos balls were made of fine brass,
    in stormy weather,
    they both clanged together,
    and sparks flew outta his ass.
     
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    chris.dobinson Never Late In My 3.8

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    there once was a woman from mount larcom
    who used to get all the farm boys and sark em
    but when she got tired
    she'd hop on and ride
    so not only sark em she fark em

    there once was a singer named elton
    he was givin his pindick a beltin
    the heat from his thrust
    caused his ballsack to bust
    and now his ass hole is meltin

    the once was a man from werimba
    who was rootin a lion named simba
    to keep the thing still
    so his load wouldnt spill
    he'd use a great lump of timber
     

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