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claude97

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I have a Labrador & I was buying a large bag of Meaty-bites at Coles and
was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no,
I was starting The Meaty-bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 20 kgs
before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of
most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty-bites nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her..
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. ....!

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.......
 

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is this a true story?

even if not, lmao! :)
 

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lmao.... that's gold !!!
 

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