keith reed
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A sign in a shoe repair shop that read
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you .
Sign over a Gynecologist's office.
Dr Jones at your cervix
At an Optometrist's office
If you don't see what you are looking for
you have come to the right place
On a plumbers truck
We repair what your husband fixed.
On another plumbers truck
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber
At a tyre shop
Invite us to your next blowout
On an electricians truck.
Let us remove your shorts
On a maternity room door
Push, push, push.
At a car dealership
The best way to get back on your feet
miss a car payment.
Outside a muffler shop
No appointment necessary
we here you coming.
In a veterinarians waiting room
Sit. Stay.
At the electric company.
We would be delighted if you pay your account on time
However if you don't you will be de-lighted
In a restaurant window
Don't stand there and be hungry
come inside and get fed up.
In front of a funeral home.
Drive carefully, we can wait.
In a radiator shop
Best place in town to take a leak.
And the best one for last.
Sign on the back of a septic tank truck.
Caution - This truck is full of political promises.
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you .
Sign over a Gynecologist's office.
Dr Jones at your cervix
At an Optometrist's office
If you don't see what you are looking for
you have come to the right place
On a plumbers truck
We repair what your husband fixed.
On another plumbers truck
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber
At a tyre shop
Invite us to your next blowout
On an electricians truck.
Let us remove your shorts
On a maternity room door
Push, push, push.
At a car dealership
The best way to get back on your feet
miss a car payment.
Outside a muffler shop
No appointment necessary
we here you coming.
In a veterinarians waiting room
Sit. Stay.
At the electric company.
We would be delighted if you pay your account on time
However if you don't you will be de-lighted
In a restaurant window
Don't stand there and be hungry
come inside and get fed up.
In front of a funeral home.
Drive carefully, we can wait.
In a radiator shop
Best place in town to take a leak.
And the best one for last.
Sign on the back of a septic tank truck.
Caution - This truck is full of political promises.
