DUK13Y
When in doubt, slide it out
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I have some doctor from Transylvania next door (yes he is really from Transylvania) and he is a massive jerk. He is constantly throwing his glass bottles out at like 2 in the morning which is of course right next to my bedroom window.
If I wash the car, he'll get out his leaf blower and blow all his crap over to our side and all over the car. Every week he'll use the worlds loudest tools to tend to his lawn like a mower that you would swear is louder than a V8 with a straight through exhaust.
He turfs all the leaves from his pool into our backyard as "they came from our tree".
He just installed a floodlight aimed directly at my window which would have no practical purpose for him. It lights about 5m of his carport.
He has his idiot relo's over all the time and just tells them to park outside our place even though he knows that we park 2 of our cars out the front.
He is always pestering us to cut down a tree that drops small seeds onto his driveway. Even if we wanted to we can't because it's an endangered species so the council won't let us. So because of that, he sweeps the seed balls up and throws them onto our land and cars.
So to combat all that, I get out my Gibson SG, my Marshal amp and quad box, aim it in his general direction, crank it to 11 and just play whatever. And when I ride my bike home, I just gun it downhill past his place and tear a massive skid through his precious lawn.
If I wash the car, he'll get out his leaf blower and blow all his crap over to our side and all over the car. Every week he'll use the worlds loudest tools to tend to his lawn like a mower that you would swear is louder than a V8 with a straight through exhaust.
He turfs all the leaves from his pool into our backyard as "they came from our tree".
He just installed a floodlight aimed directly at my window which would have no practical purpose for him. It lights about 5m of his carport.
He has his idiot relo's over all the time and just tells them to park outside our place even though he knows that we park 2 of our cars out the front.
He is always pestering us to cut down a tree that drops small seeds onto his driveway. Even if we wanted to we can't because it's an endangered species so the council won't let us. So because of that, he sweeps the seed balls up and throws them onto our land and cars.
So to combat all that, I get out my Gibson SG, my Marshal amp and quad box, aim it in his general direction, crank it to 11 and just play whatever. And when I ride my bike home, I just gun it downhill past his place and tear a massive skid through his precious lawn.