New TAFE Course for men only!!

[Hunter SS]

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! ;
ALL ARE WELCOME OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

This course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:



DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Round table discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

 

[acarmody]

HAHA Classic. Sign me up. I'll try to remember this important date.

I'd probably still fail. Oh well at least I'll keep hold of my manly-man card.

 

[greenacc]

Good Humour.
And Hunter, have you fixed that crack in your bumper yet ?

 

[VjamesY]

hahahahahhaa i got a good laugh out of that,

there should be a course for the girls,

i mean their is alot to learn about a mans daily contribution to a household and relationship, i mean they could learn how to mow the lawns, clean the pool, wash/maintain the cars, pay the bills, the easy/quickest solution to cleaning ei sweaping under the rug.

their course would probs only go for about an hour but hey, its not that hard is it?

 

[BOY1236]

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

if a woman saw this ,it'll be like porn to guys

 

[Hunter SS]

Good Humour.
And Hunter, have you fixed that crack in your bumper yet ?

no... still trying to buff it out :whistling