kowan
Clayton's Commodore
- Joined
- Sep 5, 2005
- Messages
- 355
- Reaction score
- 8
- Points
- 0
- Age
- 60
- Location
- Far North QLD
- Website
- www.aussiewholesalers.com
- Members Ride
- 91 Clayton's Commodore/Toyota Lexcen
NINE MONTHS LATER
* Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
* They loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north.
* After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible
blizzard.
* They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who
answered the door if they could spend the night.
* "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge
house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained.
* "I'm afraid neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
* "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn.
And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
* The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and
settled in for the night.
* Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
* They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
* About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
attorney.
* It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had
met on the ski weekend.
* He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember
that good-looking widow from..... "Yes, I do."
* "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to
the house and pay her a visit?"
* "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I
have to admit that I did."
* "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your
name?"
* Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy.
* I'm afraid I did.
* Why do you ask?"
* "She just died and left me everything."
* (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you? Now
keep that smile for the rest of the day!)
* Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
* They loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north.
* After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible
blizzard.
* They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who
answered the door if they could spend the night.
* "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge
house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained.
* "I'm afraid neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
* "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn.
And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
* The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and
settled in for the night.
* Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
* They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
* About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
attorney.
* It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had
met on the ski weekend.
* He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember
that good-looking widow from..... "Yes, I do."
* "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to
the house and pay her a visit?"
* "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I
have to admit that I did."
* "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your
name?"
* Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy.
* I'm afraid I did.
* Why do you ask?"
* "She just died and left me everything."
* (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you? Now
keep that smile for the rest of the day!)