BlackVXGTS
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After the annual office Christmas-party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "Tell me, what went on last night? Was it as bad as l think?"
"Even worse”, she assured him in her most scornful voice.
"You made a complete ass of yourself. Succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face. You said, 'He's an arrogant, self-important prick, piss on him!’ And you did, all over his suit. And he fired you."
“Well, f*** him”, said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."
"Louise," he moaned, "Tell me, what went on last night? Was it as bad as l think?"
"Even worse”, she assured him in her most scornful voice.
"You made a complete ass of yourself. Succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face. You said, 'He's an arrogant, self-important prick, piss on him!’ And you did, all over his suit. And he fired you."
“Well, f*** him”, said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."