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dsnutz

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A professor at the University of Tennessee was giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people
here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their
hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further..." "Have any
of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Dwayne, way in the back raises his hand. The professor takes off his
glasses, and says: "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture,
no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to
come up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make
his way up to the podium. As he ambles slowly toward the podium, the
professor
says:
"Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."

"Ahhhhh Shiiiiiit ... From way back thar, I thought you said, "Goats"!!
 

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i never heard that 1 before i like it
 

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haha classy
 

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HAHAHA LMAO thats a goodn
 

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thats quality.....
 

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tee hee hee, ive never herd that before either, funny tho
 

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Gooooooooold!:thumbsup: Never heard that one before, or even a variation of that one!

Years back I worked with a Kiwi guy, and everyone of course came up with all the "sheep shagger" comments and jokes. One day he laughed and said "hey, how do you Aussies know we're wrong? We might have it right...A sheep might be a really good lay for all you guys know, and all these years you've been wasting your time shearing them instead of getting to the good stuff!":yeah:
 

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hmmm... last time I asked a kiwi if he was gonna shear a sheep, he told me to get my own.....

but anyway, that joke's awful... damn rednecks :rofl:
 
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