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A professor at the University of Tennessee was giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people
here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their
hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further..." "Have any
of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Dwayne, way in the back raises his hand. The professor takes off his
glasses, and says: "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture,
no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to
come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make
his way up to the podium. As he ambles slowly toward the podium, the
professor
says:
"Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
"Ahhhhh Shiiiiiit ... From way back thar, I thought you said, "Goats"!!
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people
here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their
hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further..." "Have any
of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Dwayne, way in the back raises his hand. The professor takes off his
glasses, and says: "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture,
no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to
come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make
his way up to the podium. As he ambles slowly toward the podium, the
professor
says:
"Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
"Ahhhhh Shiiiiiit ... From way back thar, I thought you said, "Goats"!!
