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Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by Mavericks Choice, Sep 17, 2018.

  1. Mavericks Choice

    Mavericks Choice Well-Known Member

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    A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
    "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day and also enjoy the occassional cigar," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
    "That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"
    "Twenty-six," he said!!.
     

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