OMG Facebook is not working, quick call 000

[losh1971]

https://www.fiveaa.com.au/news/Auth...To-Stop-Calling-000-About-The-Facebook-Outage

Really, who cares about stupid FB??

 

[gossie]

So what did ever body do this morning?
C'mon.....fess up.

 

[Mattricho]

What’s Facebook?? Lol my Facebook account was deactivated for about 6 years and then I found out they did a update where you could delete your account so I logged on purely to delete my account and have never looked back.

 

[VS 5.0]

What the fcuk is wrong with people.

 

[figjam]

So what did ever body do this morning? C'mon.....fess up.

Got out of bed, put my pyjamas on, farted, had a pee, washed my face, made a cup of coffee, turned on the computer to see what the latest JC forums were, watched the garbo truck empty the bin, brought in bin and washed it, had a shower, got dressed, put up garage door, drove car out, closed garage door, drove down to get newspaper ……………. why am I telling you all my inner secrets like this ? Isn't that what Facebook is all about ?

 

[gossie]

Good man Fig. I did much the same here but never farted.

 

[losh1971]

Gossie you're not a real man if you don't have a good fart first thing in the morning.

 

[Calaber]

I woke up last night to an enormous clap of thunder. Funny, no rain, no more thunder. Sniff. Bugger! Just a thumping great fart.

 

[vc commodore]

Sniff. Bugger! Just a thumping great fart.

I always worry when I do this

 

[Dayvo]

Got out of bed, put my pyjamas on, farted, had a pee, washed my face, made a cup of coffee, turned on the computer to see what the latest JC forums were, watched the garbo truck empty the bin, brought in bin and washed it, had a shower, got dressed, put up garage door, drove car out, closed garage door, drove down to get newspaper ……………. why am I telling you all my inner secrets like this ? Isn't that what Facebook is all about ?

You got out of bed THEN put your pyjamas !!!! . I have been doing it wrong all these years .☺