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Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Patrio7, Jun 9, 2006.

  1. _Mukas_

    _Mukas_ DJ Titan...Hardstyle guru

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    if it tastes like chicken keep on licken, tastes like trout..get the **** out!
     
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    vkberlina VK Madman

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    I have two

    If you ask can I have a drive, the answer is no way

    If it jams force it, if it breaks it needs fixing anyway...

    cheers
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    bangers New Member

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    fabz I Can Do Science Me

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    I always thought it was "If in doubt lick her out, If unsure go for more". I heard my mates dad tell him that when they were drinking and talking about sex!! Hella funny.

    Mines is and will always be "Bro's before Hoes", ofcourse thats when your single but now i have a missus so he can get f*cked LMAO :w00t:
     
  5. _Mukas_

    _Mukas_ DJ Titan...Hardstyle guru

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    no chik should come between mates though, i lost a good mate for ovver a year to a chik once, the evil parasite, LOL, hes back now though, after she fell pregas to another bloke, tryied to pin it on him, had the dna test **** and it wasnt his...hahahaha cop that slut! being able to balance that is one of the toughest things to do i reckon coz by not seeing your mates, your "under the thumb" but if you do see em, "you not interested in me"...well thats just talking from the last two i had...mind you i am only 19 so its far from experience...
    sorry guys i rambled a bit there....meh
     
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    Mine is. If you cant fix it with a hammer you need a bigger hammer
     
  7. vlv8vic

    vlv8vic <---Brad Quaid = internet stalker

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    "You may be a hero in China, but here, you are a d!ckhead"


    You have a practice, you get better though practise. (for the ESL'ers out there)
     
  8. minux

    minux Infidel Bear

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    Hmm "if in doubt pull out" :rofl:
     
  9. Tasmaniak

    Tasmaniak Not a valid input....

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    Friends don't let friends install stereos.

    Friends don't let friends rock with stock.
     
  10. azkwazere

    azkwazere Ahhh Yes, Ahhh Yes....

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    Only "yes" men believe that "yes" is the way to the top. Believe in yourself and relise that sometimes "no" will set you apart.

    Mistakes are exactly that, dwell and you'll have made another.

    Persistance doesn't pay off... rather determination drives the success. Persistance only builds determination as goal seems more inpossible, therfore, determiantion pays of. Believe in yourself.


    I just made them up.... they are things i have learnt in life.

    aZk.
     
  11. Patrio7

    Patrio7 3Y3 K4N 5P33K 1337.

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    I think it may have been confucious who said this, not sure!!!

    "man who sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger"
     
  13. Garth

    Garth Your guess is as good as mine...... Staff Member

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    if in doubt, lock it out

    because there is always some usless pimply faced kid who has a degree in some human relations thing that thinks that danger tags dont apply to him, so he turnes it on, and gives you a nice little electric shock. then he cant understand why you are chasing him with your plyers wanting to do horibile things to his eyebrows and ear lobes.
     
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    those sound the words of experience garth
     
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    genIIIbandit New Member

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    Fekason Fekason

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    The best way to learn is by experience, and it hurts a whole lot less to use someone else's.
     
  17. MzTomboy

    MzTomboy Guest

    It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
     
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    Outlaw Torn New Member

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    amen to that one
     
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    I really don't know what you do when you sharpen a chainsaw, but I generally do a 36" (3 foot) bar in 10minutes...

    A normal persons chainsaw (12 - 18") should take hell less!

    Mind you... My father owns like 5 chainsaws, and a "tree lopping" company... ;)

    My advice:
    As soon as you realise you've made a mistake, you should realise you are past being productive. Give up, go and have a break. Then return.
     
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    Sphinx O.G.

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    my one is, you can stop almost anything from working by hitting it with a large rock.
     

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