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soyaman

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A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The vicar told them, "We
have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for
one whole month."

The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the
Church.

When the vicar ushers them into his office, the wife is crying, and the
husband is obviously very depressed.

"You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" he inquired.

"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from
sex for the required month," the young man replied sadly.

The vicar asked him what happened.

"Well, the first week was difficult.

However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower.

The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to
abstain.

However, the third week was unbearable.

We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep
our minds off carnal thoughts.

One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it.

When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my
way with her right then and there," admitted the man, shamefacedly. "You
understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the
vicar.
"We know." said the young man, hanging his head, "We're not welcome at
Mitre10, either.
 

TheForgotten

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hmmm yeah I know that feelin well......
ermmm.. I'm going now
 

vn88calais

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hahaha well at least i can say, "At Least It Wasnt At Super Cheap!!" haahahahah

cheers, Todd
 
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