Parking Ticket or Bird Crap?

[Wingnut0021]

Where i work, the only parks that are availble that are all day are under these scabby trees that are home to a varity of bird life. The only spots without the trees are 2 hour spots and well sometimes i just have to take the risk and park in the 2 hour.

Parking tickets here are 30 bucks, was only 10 a little while ago.

Would you rather risk a ticket or park under the trees.

 

[hakhawk]

how bout a $30 car cover

chuck it over and the birds will **** on that

 

[Spaced]

that's a good idea, weigh up is your paint work worth the cost of $30 ticket x how many times you will get one?

 

[Wingnut0021]

this aint just light droppings mate i mean bloody hail of crap, and leaves and berries and crap too. I wear a suit and tie setup to work and taking the car cover off with prob mess that up and prob put **** in the car too.

 

[hakhawk]

find another place to park and walk a bit further?

 

[Wingnut0021]

or i could open a can of wupass on those birds *cough* flamethrower *cough*

 

[hakhawk]

haha, that too, maybe leave a feed dish on the boot with some "additives"

 

[calais_304]

take a cat to work with ya and starve him at night, im sure he'll keep himself ammused all day, or you could put bird food down with some poison in it - they'll get the hint sooner or later.
but i know what you mean, i used to have a suit and tie job and no parking spaces, eventually i ended up paying for parking on a monthly basis, it was only $30 and i had a park everyday close to work, and avoided the risk of parking nazi's. but you might not have one of these pay n park places so revert back to the start of my message...kill those phuckers

 

[Christina]

park under the tree, no point wasting money to park, really... unless you can afford it.

 

[andyman]

park under the tree, no point wasting money to park, really... unless you can afford it.

bird crap can ruin paint