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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to
the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to
buy
some cyinide."

The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyinide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I
can't
give you cyinide to kill your husband! That'That's against the law! I'll
lose my

license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyinide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in
bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's
different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
 

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