Pick up Lines, Post em here!

hi my name is nicholas and thats the way i like my ladies. (nicker less)

 

For the nerds/geeks, "I wish I were a DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes."

This one is an anti-pick up line, "Did you just fall from heaven? It must have hurt when you hit the ground, cos it's really made a mess of your face"

For the ladies, touch a guys ear and say; "Your ears sure are cold, would you like me to warm them with my inner thighs?"

 

dunno if its just my persona but when i talk to a random bird i either get slapped or kneed in the balls.

things not to do, refer their singing to that of a squarking male, have an argument with a bird period--- or refer to any part of their body and compare it with an ex

 

nice shoes.. wanna fu<k?

 

:rofl: hahahaha, nice!!!!

 

hey my names ______________ so how am i my doing?

 

Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning.

 

you like chocolat why ive got half a bar ..... after dinner i say 2 my lady mmmmmm need desert mm i feel like a little snach .....is that a pick up line lol na ive picked her up i am just in need for a bonking lol.. lets make f*#K faces.............

 

I'm looking for the police ?, why she will say, because you stole my heart the minute you looked at me. It's yours now you can have it.

Hi how are you ?, this is not my regular look, it's in dry-cleaning.

Don't you just hate it when guys walk up and hit on you ?.

You got to help out here, i got all these women chasing me around hounding me they wont leave me alone. So if i come and sit with you and buy you a few drinks and we have a nice chat maybe some dinner do a little dance you'll make my night.

Did you know they discovered the loch ness monster right here, you wanna see it ?.

 

fk thats cheesy man..

 

*you hungry? wanna feed? she says whats on the menue? you say BANGERS!!she says don't you mean bangers and mash? you say nah just bangers

 

I failed, totally wrong thread..

Sooooooooo lets choose a random pickup line off the top of my head,


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Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

 

Hozy, how is that a pickup line?! bahahaha.

 

If i flip a coin, whats the chances of me getting head?

 

ive lost my phone number, can i have yours

 

that only works at nats

 

if i flip a coin would i get head or get to chase some of that tail

 

I know i didnt take your virginity... but can i have the box that it came in

 

i got a t-shirt that says
lower your standards,
lower
lower
lower
lower
lower
lower etc.

getting smaller as you go

 

lick your thumb/finger and rub it on her sleeve or something while saying lets get you out of these wet clothes :spot on: