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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway.
Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls
down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped John Howard, Peter Costello,
and Kim Beazley.
They're asking for a $300 million ransom, otherwise
They're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on
average?"
"About a litre."
Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls
down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped John Howard, Peter Costello,
and Kim Beazley.
They're asking for a $300 million ransom, otherwise
They're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on
average?"
"About a litre."