Just doing the old can yah go get some elbow grease from out back and get some dehydrated water too , and its actully worked a few times lol
Previous Job at an It company had a new guy that thought he knew it all, played loads of pranks on him. Reversed the mouse & keyboard PS/2 cables around (at a quick glance mst will miss it) my favourite I took a screen shot of his desktop loads of Icons then moved all icons forn desktop into another folder, moved the task bar off screen and sat and watched him for over an hour pull his machine appart to figure out why it wouldnt work. I let him get 1/2way through a re-install of NT before i told him. Also changed his keyboard to a devorak. Other pranks grease in the toes of boots. Seen a nasty one to get a serial prankster back deisel in the hand wash (after a while stripped the skin off his hands) Fibreglass dust in overalls is a good one Had someone in an office one stealing drinks out of peoples bottles of drinksin the fridge so we superglued the lids on. Superglue doesnt set in the fridge so as soon as the offender too a swig of the drink bottle permanantly stuck to his lips. cant think of anymore atm
My boss must think that we have a sheet strecher, he puts (for example) 36's on a wall that is 3650 lol
where i did my apprenticeship the roof of the building next door was below our window level and close enough that if you put a couple of pieces of timber from the windows to the roof you could slide someones toolbox,lunchbox or whatever onto the roof and then remove the timbers. there was an old guy that worked there who rode a pushy to work,this was hoisted up into a tree regularly. i once got taped up with about 3 rolls of packing tape on a friday afternoon and put into a little room where all the paints were kept. then everyone went home.somebody came back about 2 hours later and let me out. work experience kids are the dumbest i gave one an ice cream container full of water and asked him to take it somewhere,told him to be careful because it was full of acid. he nearly **** himself when he spilt a little bit of this water on himself are all bosses as thick? mine tries that one as well he'll measure a 2700 wall at least 3 times trying to figure out how to get 2 1200 sheets on it
Best thing I've done was write a short script that I put on my mates computer. All it did was launch at start up, select a random time between 9 and 5... and when it got to that time... it would launch the official tom cruise website. Took a week for him to work it out... FYI, this is the tom cruise site... Official Tom Cruise Website: Tom Cruise Movies, Films, Biography, News, Photos, Videos, Trailers and Filmography
At work(maintenance for a hospital), an ex mechanic working as a handyman rides his bike to work everyday. late one day we were all standing around talking bout his bike, as the time came for him to go, it wouldnt start. We'd takin his bike key out, and swapped it for a blank! Took about 10 minutes of everyone trying not to laugh, and checking everything on his bike before finally worked it out and he was on his way! To the same guy, we hooked up a loud horn and flashing lights to a limit switch on his locker door!
best one i remember is working in a supermarket, stacking up overstock on a pallet, the guy i was working with was ducked down on the other side of the pallet from me, stacking cartons of coke as i was throwing them to him. anyway just as he stood up i yelled "OH S%$T" while pretending to throw a carton, he sht himself, jumped back and hit hit head on the wall behind him while i laughed like a maniac. thankfully he saw the funny side rather quickly.... hey i'm easily amused sometimes
had a bloke working with us once who strung a dead rat up over the doorway so the next person to walk in the next morning would cop a dead rat in the morning. i dont remember how times ive got the pallet wrap and wrapped peoples bags up into tight little balls
Glued a roll of **** paper down at ultra tune when i was about 16. Poor bastard we took all the other rolls out. He tore it apart in the end for a few small sheets.
I went to the ian diffen shop the other day to get them to look at my car (quoting for exhaust). I rocked up, gave the bloke my keys, was standing there for a bit till i noticed the guys who work there were laughing at something. Anyway after they checked it out the guy parked it back in the parking bay, still the workers are laughing at something.. so i look out the window and see a bit of paper on my front rego saying "I LOVE COWBOYS WITH COWBOY CHAPS". Funny ****, Thank god i went that day or it could have been on there for days . Ill wait a couple weeks till i get my revenge haha.
the guys think its funny to loosen my hubcaps and watch them roll down the road as i drive off... bastards too bad they all have mags
i was at my mates one morning hes from the torrest straits so hes dark anyway it was 4 am and i went for a piss half asleep i walk thru the kitchen and the bastard jumped out at me needless to say i called him a ***** dog and left for work.
so many pranks.......lol It was easy for me, 'cause i done my apprenticeship in a place with 1200 workers. Pranks were the order of the day! LOL Waiting patiently for somebody to leave their welding bay, then sneaking in & welding everything to the bench. Toolbox, chipping hammer, hammers, center punch ect. We used to wait until the apprentices were welding away, then crawl under the bench & shackle them to it! hahahaha Colouring in the welding lens doesnt work....but placing a piece of cardboard inside does! Bearing blue under the sweat band of a welding shield is a classic. As you sweat, the blue trickes down the face! hahahaha My favourite though....exploiting weakness....bloke was terrified of snakes....so i tied up a dead snake in this guys locker, using fishing line. He walked up to his locker at smoko & reefed it open....the snake came flying out at him! hahahahaha He squealed like a little girl! LOL sooooo many pranks!
nope, not allowed too anymore someone did late last year, we all ended up spending a day with the companies solicitor as he talked us through the do's, don't and consequences. If we do then its bye bye instantly, with perhaps court action depending on the situation, and no, it doesnt have to be just because "someone got hurt" - emotional distress also comes into play as does a 3rd persons interpretation of whats going on :whistling Its all just a political minefield of mumbo jumbo, I cant even talk to my offsider about my weekend incase a 3rd party overhears the convo and takes offence to something I say thats how strict the law is now. Long story short we've been given the legal side of it now, if we do something bad itso nly us to blame :bang:
my mates are apprentices, so i hear a lot about what happens to them, or what they do to their bosses. 1) on a new work site, go running up to the youngest apprentice and in a hurried and rushed tone "we need a (choose one)*left handed shovel* *bucket of steam* *left handed hammer* to save (bosses name) from getting stuck (Choose one) *in concrete* *to dig him out of a hole* !" 2) working at maccas getting the newest guy to go up the back and find me a left handed spatula, or a skyhook. 3) Grease someones tools, that silicone spray gets really irritating after a few hours of slippery tools. 4) Dad used to be a miner, so writing on the back of each others work shirts or helmets was always a joke. 5) dad used to work with a guy who would always have a sleep at lunch in the smoko room, so one day once he fell asleep, everyone left and fast fowarded the clocks to knock off....
more of a prank on customers but a friend of mine worked for woolies and he made up a nametag "Chuck Norris" and wore it on register, he got into an argument with some old lady who then went to speak to the manager, so she went and complained to the manager that chuck norris was a rude employee etc etc, and the manager goes, we dont have qa chuck norris, so she pointed the guy out, but he had changed his name tag over, so his boss came over and asked what was going on and he saied the crazy lady came over and started talking about chuck norris, so the manager just though she was a nut
ROFL XD and the end of a day out at work, started walking to the car, i've been out on a job so my car was there without supervision :whistling noticed something sticking out the back so walked round to find a tonne of bottles and cans tied to the back with a big piece of pallete foam with 'JUST MARRIED' taped to the back... good thing i saw it b4 driving off :thumbsup:
