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Revenge

kowan

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A little boy about 12 years old is walking down
the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.
He came up to the doorstep of "a house of ill repute" and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside.
I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in.
Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said "No".
The boy said, "I heard all the men talking about
having to get shots after making love with Amber
- THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the
money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go
to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog,
paid the Madam,and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick
the only girl in the place with a disease,
instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I
get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant
to eat, leaving me alone with a baby-sitter.
After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex
with me because she just happens to be very
fond of cute little boys.
She will then get the disease that I just caught.
When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the
baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one
in the car and he'll catch the disease.
Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's,
he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it.
In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman
will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease,
and HE'S the prick who ran over my FROG!"
 

Jecs

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haha Thats Gold
 

Ripcell

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lol good one, reminds me of a rodney rude skit:

a boy walked into a whore house 1 day and said "i want a girl with venerial disease", she said "whys that?", he said "well ill catch it, ill give it to the girl next door, she'll give it to dad, dad will give it to mum, mul will give it to the postie and thats the prick i wanna get cos he run over my ****in bike"

gotta love rodney rude :)
 

TheForgotten

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man that's an oldie but haven't heard it for years...
 

Patrio7

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elaborate and perhaps a little compliated but i suppose it shows the will of a child.. almost scary.
 

vn88calais

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hahaha wow what an amazing and smart little boy, he's able to get pay back on the milkman hahaha

cheers, Todd
 
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