Rice Question...

[Gobbles]

/me pushes aside plans of buying an XF Falcon and bolting a real ironing board on the back which will then be parked out front my mates house :O:O

 

[The1985divo]

now thats the stuff gobs

Yove been using chat to much lol

 

[VPower]

RICE SHADY (I didn’t come up with this) but its still great...

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?
Try NOS and get your motor f***ed up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight,
I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head”
"Nu-uh"
"Then why's your car dead, man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, lay in my lawn
For longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude, wait a minute that's a viper, dawg!!"
I don't give a f***; I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!

I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine,
But dem goddamn V ten Ponies smoke me all the time.
99% of my crew I have to lie to,
I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,
My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
****, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!

Stop the race, this car needs to be locked away.
Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay.
I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive,
But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks bitchin on a front wheel drive.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner

 

[Snowfox]

Evo's, GTiR Pulsars, Skyline GTR's and Wrx's are real performance cars. Try hard ricers dont drive these. They try to copy them. Even if they could afford them Mr tree or Mr telephone pole would soon sort that out. Cool rhymes VPower , better than the real crap !!

 

[VPower]

i know i didn't write it, but i've seen some muscle die hards using this in forums before. pretty sweet huh?

but what i really hate is those hyundai excels. F@CK THEY PISS ME OFF SOOOO BAD.

So what do you think of this one? i still think it's the sh!tz0r. no matter what, you can't mod a sh!t car expect it to be 'cool'. but as for that one. nice mods -- sh!t car. what more can i say.

http://www.cardomain.com/member_pages/search_results.pl?make=Hyundai&model=Excel if you want to be put off dinner and driving cars. go to here. some REAL shockers!!!

 

[Snowfox]

If they used their knowledge and pumped their cash into a real car (eg. COMMODORE) they might have something !

 

[Bax]

My favourite part of that excel was reading the 2.25 inch exhaust with twin 4" tips haha.

If he left it stock with those mods it'd probably be a little rocket, instead he's weighed it down. bloody wrxexcels..

mind you its one of the nicer excels i've seen.. just don't like the decals

 

[Astranomical]

EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats just....ick. If he did it with a decent car, like say...a Commodore with a real engine, it might've been nice, but not a Hyundai!!!!!

 

[VPower]

goes to show, some people just have no taste. i mean, why oh why spend all your hard earned $$$ on a sh!tmobile. lets face it, i never have liked hyundais. they are jsut cheap basic pieces of work designed for those who are too stingy as to even put fuel in their cars. and they are retarded to boot. give those mods to a nice commo or something BETTER and you'd have my attention for sure.

and remember kids:
RICE, its what for dinner!!!

 

[Astranomical]

I agree, VPower. If you build it from a piece of crap its still a piece of crap.