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I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no ****ing way paper can beat rock.
Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock, rendering it immobile Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors Screw scissors,
why cant paper do this to people Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes
in class
I'll tell you why - BECAUSE PAPER CANT BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that **** up in two seconds. When I play rockpaperscissors,
I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched
fist and say, Oh ****, I'm sorry. I thought that paper would protect you!
Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock, rendering it immobile Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors Screw scissors,
why cant paper do this to people Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes
in class
I'll tell you why - BECAUSE PAPER CANT BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that **** up in two seconds. When I play rockpaperscissors,
I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched
fist and say, Oh ****, I'm sorry. I thought that paper would protect you!