Sucker! I know you are going to call me a sucker , but when these guys come up to touch my sparkling machine at the traffic light, with a rag that looks like it wiped King Kong's ass, I usually wave them away, but I give them a couple of bucks. It is embarrassing **** for them to be out there in the sun, and everyone waves you away on approach like you have a bad case of contagious crabs or something. I have some old women quarelling with them and waving them away. Then the guy stands at the window with the woman shouting at him, and she drives away leaving him standing looking exposed as the cars pass beeping at him. They really leave you window looking crappy though. Like chewing on friggin sandpaper.
oh my, my, my, my i was going into the city 4 weeks or so ago, it was 2am, dead silent at these traffic lights, i had my window down, guys POPS out of nowhere... scares the SHEET out of me and starts washing my winows and asked for 5 bucks.... i gave him money... he looked crazy...
Hmm..I'm pretty rude when it comes to people touching my car. Like, in a car park once, I came out and there was some boganish looking fella leaning on my drivers side door talking to people in the car next to mine. I just walked up, and said to him "You right leaning on my car?!" and he immediately gets off it and says "Oh, oh sorry, is this yours?" And I just said, "Yeah, damn right it is. Ask permission next time". Got in the car and drove off. I'm a fairly straight forward person....
I had some fruit cake come over to me while I was cleaning magpie **** off my headlight's,he asked me the time,I gave it to him,then he planted his ass on my rear quarter panel and farted.Then he ran off screaming,f**king loonatic.
bwahahahaha i can visulize it and its one of those things where if it happened to me i wouldnt find it funny but dam i laughed so hard when i read this:yeah:
worst i had was i was hanging out with a mate in the middle of nowhere and he climbs back from my bull bar onto my bonnet, i very quickly reminded him that his jeans had metal studs in the back and to get up before getting off, now theres a couple of little hair line scratches on my bonnet but no matter, the paint job isn't exactly pristine so i wasn't overly fussed about it.
Had TWO fuc|<in classics at work just today.. Normally I don't mind if a couple of people lean on my bonnet cause it has stone chips every where etc.. as long as no jeans/studded belts etc etc.. Guy at work.. he's the c0ckiest bastard, always talking about dodgying the customers on the phones, stealing peoples "sales" etc.. no one likes him. Just near smoko' there was a late model BMW parked.. He starts leaning on the Beema.. I looked at him straight faced "You wanna stop leaning on the car" he was like... er.. ok.. then just at 8pm bout to leave I was warming the vr up, and having a ciggie.. and he rests his workbag on my roof, AND sits ont he badge bit on the bonnet.. I told him he had 5 seconds to get off my car before I get in, drop it in 1st and tromp it.. He got off quite quickly when I got in my car and stalled it up!
About 88-89 I think,I screamed at him to stop,but he just flipped me the bird and kept running.I grabbed a stone from the garden and pegged it at him,I missed.He was laughing that I missed and he tripped over and slid down an embankment screaming,I heard a distant bang and the screaming stopped,poor bastard.
I was at a mates party and some fat chick sat her ass on my car, i told her to get the **** off my car, then i ended up knocking some bloke out right next to my car anways later on... lol
What I hate is when people lean on your rear spoiler.... do they really think they are handle bars???
Now some bloody wanker opened their door onto my rear left side passenger door last night when I was at the movies, so bad it stripped the paint to the metal and left a massive dent, I'm gonna have to respray the whole door
My wife crushed my rear bumper:cry: It is almost obscene to look at such a sleek sexy looking machine, with a blemish on the back....and it happened on my birthday. I felt like body tackling a mack truck doing 120k's. My wife is all torn up about it, so there is no one to be mad at :cry:
Its ok double, my husband done the same thing with my car, he ran over a brick wall!! Now someone tell me how you can do that?? Just never looks the same even when its fixed cause you always know!!
A brick wall? I would love to hear the explanation he gave for that one. I heard this guy who ran into a tree, and swore the tree jumped out on the road in front of the car. He must have been drinking some good stuff...and lots of it too.
i heard a noise out side our house the other night so i got up turned the light on and went out side i couldnt see anything so i went back to bed when i got up in the morning the wheel nuts were all loose on the drivers side on my parents ba falcon and the hub caps were on the ground next to it we cant figure out why someone would want to steal standard 16in steelies?:ranting:
You're not wrong, to make it even worse, I got the damn thing detailed yesterday to fix up all the damage that the eggs did to the paintwork, as soon as I got my car back I went to the movies with my girlfriend and I come back to see the dent on my car... Needless to say I wasn't too happy. So I'm gonna end up spending close to $600 to fix up damage disrespectful wankers have done to my car in the space of 3 days.
my ex girlfriends brother drove their dads tractor into a dead tree on their farm a few years back we all saw the thing happen and it was the funniest thing ive ever seen in my whole life (thank god the little bastard wasnt killed). cant describe the look on his face as the tree went down in front of him haha. his excuse to his old man was 'the tree was already fallen, i just ran into it' 30 seconds after 6 people witnessed him knock it down. some things you just wish you had on camera. .. p.s. i hate anybody who i dont know touching my car. and i hate people i do know who lean on it with their keys in the back pocket.
