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Seriously, WTF is wrong with people!!

Drewie

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We had a good one the other day, driving on a divided road, two lanes in either direction with a centre bush area in the middle, daughter was in the right lane following a car and it slows down and stops in the right lane, I thought we are going to get rear ended here, sitting stationary in the right lane 70 or 80 zone can't recall, a few seconds later no signals it hooks a left turn into a street from the right lane and almost took out a couple of cars in the left lane. I couldn't believe what I saw.
 

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Scientific research has found the human body has been undergoing transformation over the last decade or so where the brain matter has slowly been relocating towards the buttocks region as part of a relocation process purely for self preservation. It is believed that this has resulted from years of head knocks resulting in concussions, contact sport could be one contributing factor. The human body has been through many changes throughout it's existence and will continue to do so just to survive and the reasoning behind the brain slowly repositioning to the buttocks is that there is more cushioning there to protect such a vulnerable and important part of it's function seeing as the hard skull seems to be failing, unfortunately it makes it suspect to one side effect where as if one is to sit on their arse for prolonged periods it starves the brain of important blood circulation resulting in brain cells dying!
For those who may be sceptical to this discovery and have doubts it is important to remember that these individuals that do have their brains situated in there arse are usually also found to be guilty of talking out of it which is a natural behaviour of the mouth to follow the brain. This progression doesn't seem to effect all of mankind yet and is only found in a few selected 'Special' people and of course many politicians. One added advantage for this evolution is that in decades to come it will no longer be required to wear helmets for occasions where currently we put the brain at risk.
 

Sandman

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There's a lot of people in this world who I wonder how they manage to dress themselves in the morning.
 

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There's a lot of people in this world who I wonder how they manage to dress themselves in the morning.
Incredibly, some of them manage to do so whilst twitfacing on their drive to work.
 

immortality

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Born with it.
It seems we stopped teaching common sense sometime in the previous century and the following generations just can't seem to think for themselves. Our modern nanny states certainly aren't helping either.

These days everything has to be spoon feed, hopefully one day soon they will forget how to procreate and the problem will be solved!
 

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Exactly immortality and the need to mummy, mummy, mummy a young bloke because he fell off his skateboard and skun his knee, is not helping. God forbid if he fell off and broke his arm..... Soon we will need the Child Protection dept to investigate a broken bone because some young lad was just trying to be like those who grew up in the 60s, 70s and 80s and tried something like riding a bike.
 

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There's a lot of people in this world who I wonder how they manage to dress themselves in the morning.
How much trouble is it to put on elastic waste flannel track pants (One's with the pink stripe if your goen downtown) and a grey or black hoodie? trouble is geddin up early at 12 o'clock makes it a bit hard when you've bin up all night playing killumall on putor games.
 

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Is it passed on through generations, or do you have to learn it ?
Smart people have less kids... so...yeah.

Have to admit to having done some silly things before.
 

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Watch Idiocracy, a true documentary of our times.

The difference is the people in that movie are smarter than real life because a smart guy turns up and they make him their leader, they know they are stupid as opposed to real life.
 

immortality

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Smart people have less kids... so...yeah.

Have to admit to having done some silly things before.
The smart ones learn life's lessons doing silly things, others just keep repeating the same mistakes...
 
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