So, dumbest thing ever or what?

[VZImpulseSS]

I saw something that made me laugh, and realise how many derolects there are around.

I was outside with some mates the other day when a guy in a VX Exec drove past us and absolutely stomped it. The car sounded like a strangled cat, and obviously wasn't driving past overly quickly... The guy looked at us like he was the hottest **** around.

He drives back the other way a few minutes later, and tries to floor it again, thinking he is awesome...

I look at him like he is a retard, and do the hand signals implying he is a W*nker. In which he responds by also doing this hand signal, and screaming out "YEAAHHH" as he drives past... Wasn't quite sure why this 50 year old derolect decided to respond like this, not trying overly hard to imagine why he is either.

I found this mildly amusing haha. Me and my friends had a laugh for a good 5 minutes. Just thought i'd share this with you all.

What a spoon.

 

[acarmody]

I remember once when I was in my brother N/A VL with him, and this crazy old bat (probably about 60) pulled up next to him and a set of lights in her VX SS (back when they were new), this women absolutely floored it from the lights. Was the funniest thing I have ever seen, keep reminding my bro how he got beat by some crazy old lady (even though he wasn't racing).

 

[VZImpulseSS]

I remember once when I was in my brother N/A VL with him, and this crazy old bat (probably about 60) pulled up next to him and a set of lights in her VX SS (back when they were new), this women absolutely floored it from the lights. Was the funniest thing I have ever seen, keep reminding my bro how he got beat by some crazy old lady (even though he wasn't racing).

Haha i was in the car with my brother the other day, in his 300kw BA Turbo, and some lady in an old pulsar kept tryna stomp us at every lights, she'd just smash it. At about the third set of lights he wanted to have some fun and just stomped her haha.

 

[XStatic64]

Was on the way back from a cruise with my gf, a mate and his gf. Pulled up a the lights and an old pulsar wanted to race me. What made it even more hilarious was I think i made them deaf, my car had no exhaust from the cats back at the time.

 

[VZImpulseSS]

hahahahahaha

 

[B-roca]

This thread is great...

There is a pink Hyundai in the neighborhood with twin fart cannons and only one of them has any signs of functionality (carbon build up)

 

[disco_steve]

i use to drive i nissan stagea. came stock with an r34 single turbo motor in it. now the car is kinda a volvo to look at so i kept gettin dumb p platers trying to be stupid at traffic lights, taking off real quick in stock vs v6 commy's with half an exhaust etc.
they didn't find it too funny when this "volvo" sat next to them the whole time then proceeded to sneeze and take off spinning all 4 wheels haha

 

[acarmody]

This thread is great...

There is a pink Hyundai in the neighborhood with twin fart cannons and only one of them has any signs of functionality (carbon build up)

I can beat that, in my suburb somewhere there is a Nissan Pulsar with quad 4" cannons, and yes, they are all hooked up. He has more goddamn exhaust diameter than cylinder diameter.

 

[VTLS1]

I can beat that, in my suburb somewhere there is a Nissan Pulsar with quad 4" cannons, and yes, they are all hooked up. He has more goddamn exhaust diameter than cylinder diameter.

you wanta see some of the **** boxes in kiwiland,you get all sorts. cars paint fluro oranges,yellows etc with flash mags,fluffy dice full spoiler kit etc,look the part with overkill but slower than **** off a shovel. it seems more people go for the bling rather than the sting

 

[Dr HaxZaw]

this reminded me i was in the city last night and it had been raining and there was two bloke one looked like he was in a vl and the other in a vk... didnt get a good look and im not too good with identifying them... anyway both of em came past and getting it sideways in second gear lol... the cars looked alright which was a pity but i was praying one of them would lose it and end up in the gutter but they didnt which was a pity... pretty sure they were 6's too which kinda made it worse lol
(it was in sydney btw in case it was anyone on here lol)