BlackVXGTS
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It’s been a great blessing to be at home with the wife these last few months. We’ve caught up on everything I’ve done wrong in the last 20 years.
Day seven of Social Distancing: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. He’s a web designer!
When this virus thing is over with…. I still want some of you to stay away from me.
Just a second – so what you are telling me is that my chance of surviving this, is directly linked to the Common Sense of others?
People are scared of getting fined for congregating in crowds. As if catching and dying a horrible death wasn’t enough of a deterrent.
If these last few weeks have taught us anything – it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.
If you believe that all this will end and we will get back to normal once we reopen everything… Raise your Hand. Now slap yourself with it.
Having some states lock down and some states not lock down, is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
Another Saturday night in the house and I just realised, even the trash goes out more than me.
Day 27 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See, this is why I chew the furniture.”
Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them. Those would be helpful right now.
Whoever decided that a Liquor Store is more essential than an Hair Salon is obviously a bald headed alcoholic.
The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors:
People start coughing and worry that they have Covid-19, I cough and just pray that I don’t pee myself...
I’m so excited to take the garbage out. I wonder what I should wear?
Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever. Wish granted. Happy now?
It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it’s going to take a whole graveyard to home‑school one.
Did a BIG load of pyjamas today so I would have enough clean work clothes for this week.
Any one else getting a tan from the light in the fridge?
SILLY YOU! You thought dogs were hard to train. Just look at all the humans who can’t sit and stay.
Day seven of Social Distancing: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. He’s a web designer!
When this virus thing is over with…. I still want some of you to stay away from me.
Just a second – so what you are telling me is that my chance of surviving this, is directly linked to the Common Sense of others?
People are scared of getting fined for congregating in crowds. As if catching and dying a horrible death wasn’t enough of a deterrent.
If these last few weeks have taught us anything – it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.
If you believe that all this will end and we will get back to normal once we reopen everything… Raise your Hand. Now slap yourself with it.
Having some states lock down and some states not lock down, is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
Another Saturday night in the house and I just realised, even the trash goes out more than me.
Day 27 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See, this is why I chew the furniture.”
Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them. Those would be helpful right now.
Whoever decided that a Liquor Store is more essential than an Hair Salon is obviously a bald headed alcoholic.
The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors:
- How dense the population is
- How dense the population is
People start coughing and worry that they have Covid-19, I cough and just pray that I don’t pee myself...
I’m so excited to take the garbage out. I wonder what I should wear?
Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever. Wish granted. Happy now?
It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it’s going to take a whole graveyard to home‑school one.
Did a BIG load of pyjamas today so I would have enough clean work clothes for this week.
Any one else getting a tan from the light in the fridge?
SILLY YOU! You thought dogs were hard to train. Just look at all the humans who can’t sit and stay.