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Some weird and stupid News HEADLINES!! Funny!

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YEAR'S BEST (ACTUAL) HEADLINES OF 2007



Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]





Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]




Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]




Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]





Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]





Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]





Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]





War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]





If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]





Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]





Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]





Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]





Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]





New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]





Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]





Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]





Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]




Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]



Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[no ****?]
 

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haha lol some really funny/blond ones there :p
 

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]




Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]



Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]



Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[no ****?]
LOL these ones had me in tears.
 

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A heap of random newspaper things ive saved.
 

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AttaBoy

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Should be in the jokes section.

Some of them are real funny LOL
 
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Ahahaa couple of beauties there, the harry pothead broom stick ahaha and the cowboy ehehe.
 

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not sure that they are 2007 (some have been around the block a long time). Funny nonetheless.
Heading to jokes section.
 
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burnz

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ha ha love this photo.
 
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