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Some weird and stupid News HEADLINES!! Funny!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by needwork2-4fillhabbit, May 21, 2008.

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  1. needwork2-4fillhabbit

    needwork2-4fillhabbit New Member

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    YEAR'S BEST (ACTUAL) HEADLINES OF 2007



    Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
    [Imagine that!]





    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
    [No, really?]




    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
    [Now that's taking things a bit far!]




    Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
    [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]





    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
    [What a guy!]





    Miners Refuse to Work after Death
    [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]





    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
    [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]





    War Dims Hope for Peace
    [I can see where it might have that effect!]





    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
    [You think?]





    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
    [Who would have thought!]





    Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
    [They may be on to something!]





    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
    [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]





    Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
    [he probably IS the battery charge!]





    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
    [Weren't they fat enough?!]





    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
    [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]





    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
    [Taste like chicken?]





    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
    [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]




    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
    [Boy, are they tall!]



    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
    [no ****?]
     
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    jas98 Active Member

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    haha lol some really funny/blond ones there :p
     
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    LOL these ones had me in tears.
     
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    Tom_1569 Ecotech Power

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    A heap of random newspaper things ive saved.
     

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    AttaBoy WTF?!?!

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    Should be in the jokes section.

    Some of them are real funny LOL
     
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    Ahahaa couple of beauties there, the harry pothead broom stick ahaha and the cowboy ehehe.
     
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    that feminist chick with the grade 2 writing skills needs a kick in the face
     
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    vlv8vic <---Brad Quaid = internet stalker

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    not sure that they are 2007 (some have been around the block a long time). Funny nonetheless.
    Heading to jokes section.
     
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    burnz dah dut dut da dah

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    what a pretentious piece of arrogant crap that guy that graded the opinion piece is. Whatever, he's probably just working at a job where he kisses his bosses ass before going home to his 50 cats.
     

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