Morton
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- Joined
- May 20, 2006
- Messages
- 4,097
- Reaction score
- 84
- Points
- 0
- Age
- 36
- Location
- Melbourne
- Members Ride
- Fairstar the Funship
Story time.
> pulling up to a red light that you know is going to change any second
> engine brake until you're a hundred feet from the line
> brake, clutch-in, blip while shifting to second, clutch-out, all in half a second
> light turns green
> tromp it
> you're right at the bottom of your power band
> racecar
> people trying to high five you as you go past
> cop pulls you over to try and give you handjob
> all women within half a mile start ovulating
> Jesus comes back just to fist-bump you
> no one can deal
> everyone dies
> pulling up to a red light that you know is going to change any second
> engine brake until you're a hundred feet from the line
> brake, clutch-in, blip while shifting to second, clutch-out, all in half a second
> light turns green
> tromp it
> you're right at the bottom of your power band
> racecar
> people trying to high five you as you go past
> cop pulls you over to try and give you handjob
> all women within half a mile start ovulating
> Jesus comes back just to fist-bump you
> no one can deal
> everyone dies