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Morton

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Story time.

> pulling up to a red light that you know is going to change any second
> engine brake until you're a hundred feet from the line
> brake, clutch-in, blip while shifting to second, clutch-out, all in half a second
> light turns green
> tromp it
> you're right at the bottom of your power band
> racecar
> people trying to high five you as you go past
> cop pulls you over to try and give you handjob
> all women within half a mile start ovulating
> Jesus comes back just to fist-bump you
> no one can deal
> everyone dies



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Story time.

>driving into town in your ford laser
>fuel needle bouncing off the "E"xtreme end of the dial
>you have a wallet full of cash to blow
>decide to try out premium vortex ultimate racing fuel for extra BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
>169c/l mfw
>fill up and throw the attendant a fresh green "hungee"
>"keep the change"
>slip on sunglasses "Ace Ventura" style and jump back into your car
>turnkey
>BABABABABRAAAAAAAAP BRAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAP
>women at the other pumps wet themselves
>tip your hat to the pump attendant and speed off, shattering windows with the ROAR of your newfound POWAH
>turn onto main road
>VTEC KICKED IN YO
>fearing for your life as racecar flips onto roof and bursts into manly flames
>crawl out of the wreckage, your fedora smoking at the brim and your cape burnt and tattered
>good thing you were wearing fingerless gloves

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