*When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. By Lee Majors *After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. _~By Al Gore_ *By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. _~By Socrates_ *Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. _~By Mike Tyson_ *The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? _~By George Clooney_ *I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.* _~By Bill Clinton_ *"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays." _~By George W. Bush_ *"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." _~By Rudy Giuliani_ *"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! _~By Donald Trump_ *Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming *1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,* *2. Whenever you're right, shut up.* _~By Shaquille O’Neal_ *The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. _~By Kobe Bryant_ *You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. _~By David Hasselhoff_ *My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. _~By Alec Baldwin_ *A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. _~By Barack Obama_ *Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. _~By Tommy Lee_ *A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." _~By Brad Pitt_ *First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"* *Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive." _~ By Jimmy Kimmel_ *“First there is the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing! _~By Jay Leno_ *"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife! _~By Brandon Breezy_ *Forward this to all the guys to give them a good laugh .......and to the ladies with good sense of humour who can handle it!!