So surely at least once we've all tried to pull off some stupid stunt or party trick while wasted, right? I know i've done plenty of them....here's some of my most noteworthy ones: - Driving a motorized scooter while totally zonked (it was owned by a friend of mine who was disabled, and she needed me to move it so she could get to it, and i was a total writeoff) - Kissing an old lady that i'd never met before, again while totally zonked (she forgave me for my stupidity, btw, and i slowly got over it LOL) - Coming up with stupid pickup lines - Several failed miserable and sleazy attempts to pick up women while zonked...too many to mention ROFL - The one i did last night would have to take the cake. I've never danced on top of a bar in my entire life before, right? Well last night i did so five times, while totally wasted. Coyote Ugly style, if you've ever seen that movie. Anyway, me being typical me, i decided to pull a stunt and i yanked off my shirt and started twirling it around while dancing. Anyway, this guy snuck up behind me and yanked off my pants, and the German girl that i had just met that was next to me yanked off my underwear...i was bareass ****ing naked in front of everyone at the entire ****ing bar! Thankfully it was only for a couple of seconds LOL. I don't think i'll be pulling that stunt again.
jumped off water tank into tree.... cuts all over sideways into small tree while i was hanging out the window... bad cuts up back shopping trolley drags through carpark..... black eye - cut face roof surfing....... got away unscathed telling the mrs she duznt put out enough....... lets just say it hurt to be honest ive come to the conclusion that its not worth the pain drinking and doing stupid stuff... so from now on im gng to get drunk and be a sloth
*Started fights *Pissed people off *Punching friends for no reason *Drink driving I rarely drink anymore, I do too many things I regret while drunk and imo it is one of the most dangerous drugs.
haha the most embarassing thing i did when drunk was go into my girlfriends little sisters room and dress up in her clothes (she was in the room lol) i dressed up in umm lets just say her lingere stuff. my mate also dressed up in my girlfriends clothes and we went down the street dressed up went into stores and the cinemas where it was packed with ppl. Oh what a night lol. And it was only 8 o'clock wen we went down the street on a friday night, we were recognised and seems we posed for more photos then we remembered lol. Then back at the party the cops came to break it up and i think they were shocked wen we walked out haha. Oh most the embarrasing night and i cant believe im posting this on a public forum. and NO YOU CANT HAVE PICS haha. Cheers Tom
I went in the ladies room in a pub and at knox shopping centre lol..... I walked right in the bath room to pee in the bath tub while my girlfriend taking a shower. Didn't end up nice....she was really mad!! Flapping my er.... private thing side to side in front of the mirror for no apparent reason. Lots of silly things I've done.....
was at the park round 2-3 in the mornin playin rugby with my mates while hammered beyond belief. had the ball, was runnin, trip'd over (as you do while pissed) ball rolled next to my head. mate ran up and lined up the kick. missed the ball completely and kicked me right in the head. stood up went to punch him, totally missed him and fell to the ground and on the trip down i smacked my head on a wheelie bin. next mornin i had a nice gash with a bruise along my forehead and a splittin headache.
Not me (thank god) but a friend decided to give the sumo suits a go. This guy (Gary) is 50 and took on another friend who is in his mid 40's (Rod). All was going well until Rod tried to body slam Gary but somehow tripped over his leg. There was a loud poping sound and Gary was in a bit of discomfort so he gave up the bout and headed off for another bourbon. After a few more rounds Gaz tried to walk to the toot and his leg went out from underneath him. Being the good blokes that we are, we piled him in a txi and sent him to casualty where they put his leg in a brace and rang his wife to pick him up. She was a bit ****ty because he was supposed to be at a wedding with her that evening but wanted a night with the boys so she went with his daughter. She was suitably un-sympathetic. Anyhoo - the upshot was every tendon in his knee was broken except 1 (the one that goes down the outside of the knee joint). The surgeon got the scans back and then called all his students in to see (in his words) "the most ****ed up knee he has ever seen". That was last Cup weekend (Nov 06) and as of a week or so ago, he has had 2 operations, a heap of physio etc and only in the last few weeks is able to walk without pain (most of the time). Lucky he has a good sense of humor. Reaper
ummm lets see.. -trying to fix hydraulic brakes on mates go kart (made them worse). -shooting a petrol soaked paper ball out of my lemon cannon, which then landed in a tree (me and my mates ****ting ourselves and falling over running down a hill to get the hose). -trying to siphon fuel out of a car for fire and getting a mouthfull. (was friends car) -ummmm not gonna say anymore caus il get in trouble lol.
Thank you. Reading that just made me feel so much better about all the stupid **** i've done when I'm drunk!
Wow...what a way to bring some life into my work filled night! Can't say I've done (or if I have...I dont remember) anything stupid while drunk. I've done the whole dancing on the bar thing...but I kept my pants on unlike somone else...lol. I also proposed to my gf (now fiance) at a drag queen show while drunk. It was all planned for me to still be sober...only by the time the drag queen brought us up to be part of the next act...I was drunk, laughing my head of and believe me...when your trying to propose...its quite a funny thing to see...but thankfully...she accepted Other than that, I dont really recall much stupid stuff I've done while drunk. Oh well...better get back to work...it never stops when you run a business unfortunately Regards, Dale Evans Manager
Not Me, But !!!!! There was an incident over in WA years ago (like about 30 something) where a couple of lads who had been drinking (supposedly) were walking home. Getting a little tired, they noticed a piece of council machinery parked beside the road. The temptation was too great and they decided to try to start it so that they could "drive it home". Getting it started was not too difficult, but they found it very hard to keep it moving. The trip was very jerky. However, eventually they got home OK. Unfortunately they were awaken early the next day by the police, who questioned them about the machinery parked out the front. It had been easy to find when reported lost, as about every 2.4m along the way, there was a nice clean post hole in the ground.
I once spilled a beer all over myself at the pub and so I decided it would be a good idea to run around the block until I was dry and return to the pub. I did four laps of a large city block before returning to my irate girlfriend who spent the whole time looking for me. I went to the bar, bought another beer and it fell clean out of my hand and smashed on the floor. It was then I knew I had to go home.
A few weeks ago i decided i could do a backflip down some stairs at the train station and ended up in a pile at the bottom bleeding from the head and covered in bruises. There are bound to be more, but thankfully i cant remember them at the moment
haha ouch. Iv never tried to backflip down stairs but my mate tried it on a bed mattress on the floor and fell straight though a mirror that was next to it haha.
more stories then can fit on a page, getting chased by cops on my pushbike and ending up swimming across a creek to get away, stealing gnomes, council cones lining them up on the road. throwing up and pooping in peoples letterboxes, dress up as a superhero and run around, etc etc. I used to get blotto everyday, now only weekends xD
