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sunday joke

wildss

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A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."

"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it in between your legs.
It's nice and warm there.

"But what about the smell?" she remarked

"Just hold its nose." he said

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to
beat the **** out of him died at the scene.
 

Patrio7

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lol poor kid
 

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lol poor kid

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hahaha thats a heaps good joke someone told me that one about 6 years ago and i still love to hear it keep em comin
 
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