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Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by Mavericks Choice, Sep 14, 2018.

  1. Mavericks Choice

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    A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

    The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."

    He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

    The woman replies, "I'm a high-priced whore."

    The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

    The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

    "No, that is still too crude. Try again."

    They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

    The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?"

    "Well, I raised over 700 little Cocks last year."
     

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