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Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by Mavericks Choice, Jan 31, 2019.

  1. Mavericks Choice

    Mavericks Choice Well-Known Member

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    A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.
    The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.
    The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?".
    The driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady. I vasn't staring at you like you tink; det could not be proper vair I come from".
    The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or ass, sweetie, what are you doing?".
    He paused a moment, then told her ... "Vell, Ma'am I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, "Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping da money to pay for dis ride"?
     

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