Terrorist attack on Paris Satirical News Paper

[VS 5.0]

So your going to spend ten minutes trying to get the knife out whilst been attacked? I just work on my cardio in the gym.

Are you Superman ?

 

[st3r3otyp3]

It's looking like this is about to end.

Car jacking, chase, shoot out now they are surrounded but have hostages.

It seems these are extremely well trained individuals. I feel this should be the time to call in specialist army forces to end it as the police may be out matched.

I hope they are captured, but suspect they will not allow that.

Google GIGN

 

[Jesterarts]

Just had a bit of a chill shudder moment.

I am really hoping these guys are not prepared enough to have explosives at their location.

Police swarming, that could be a final act of martyrdom.

Fingers crossed this is wrapped up promptly.

 

[Jesterarts]

Military is now involved. The town is locked down tight and a nearby hospital has activated their high casualty emergency plan.

Very intense situation.

 

[Jesterarts]

Suspects have been contacted and they have indicated heir intention is to die as martyrs.

They are hold up in a factory that does signs and printing. So location with a lot of highly flammable induatrial material.

Not good.

 

[Immortality]

So your going to spend ten minutes trying to get the knife out whilst been attacked? I just work on my cardio in the gym.

It's used on a daily basis when @ work, it's like an extension of my hand. Somebody can try and take me hostage

I don't do cardio in a gym, I use big hill and lots of steep steps.

 

[dobesz]

Are you Superman ?

Start shooting at me n ill soon turn into him dam quick.
So they have a hostage!
The guy from yesterday who shot the police woman is a friend of the two gunman. He has now taken a hostage in a Kosher grocery store!! Obviously will end in a shoot out. Hopefully its not a brutal end for hostages!!!

 

[dobesz]

Can you run faster than 2400ft/s? If not cardio won't get you far.

Pretty sure running is better than using a fricken leatherman as any kind of weapon!!! All i have to do is out run your fat ass n ill be ok

 

[delcowizzid]

GIGN = get in get nasty LOL

 

[commodore665]

I won't start on that one.

Ah go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on , go on go on go on .