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The bumper sticker thread

Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by fourstar82, May 27, 2006.

  1. fourstar82

    fourstar82 Head Chef Honcho

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    Saw a ripper of a bumper sticker the other day:

    Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot.

    ********

    Feel free to add what ones you've seen around the place
     
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    Shounak The Kicking Horse

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    I had this one made up, my mum said she'd kick me out of the house if I put it on.. The downside of living rent and expense free..

    "My other ride's ...... YOUR DAUGHTER"

    For anyone who doesn't quite get it, a lot of Datsun's, Corona, shitty cars have stickers like "My other ride's a Lamborghini"..
     
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    i got "SPONSORED BY CENTRELINK" made up, my mum doesnt want me to put it on either haha.
     
  4. TheForgotten

    TheForgotten only human......

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    we've done this before click here
    saw one a few nights back, on a suzuki swift "wish I was a V8" I thought it was funny
     
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    Spotted on a Honda 'I love the roar of a struggling four' and on an Astra 'On the eighth day God made Fords to keep D*******s out of Holdens'
     
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    Shounak The Kicking Horse

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    The Honda one's gold..
     
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    Patrio7 3Y3 K4N 5P33K 1337.

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    When i grow up i wanna be a HSV!
     
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    Jesterarts Your freedom ends where mine begins

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    Seen a funny one:

    "Don't laugh...it could be your daughter inside!"

    :p
     
  9. vnberlwagon

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    If anyone here is old enuff to remember Sandman panelvans, these classics were around, if not invented for Holden vans:
    If this vans a rockin' don't come a knockin'.
    Don't laugh your daughter could be in here.
    If you're lookin for your cat check under my front tyre.
    :king:
     
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    On the back of a VS ute:

    Nuttier than a squirrel's turd

    And one I had on my old capella:

    I do what my rice bubbles tell me too...
     
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    kwik6 stroke it baby

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    my old car had, "SAVE A WHALE, HARPOON A FAT CHICK" and "DONT LAUGH, IT COULD BE YOUR DAUGHTER INSIDE"
     
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    goslettandrew Gozzi

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    Heres one I saw on the back of a truck yesterday

    I OWN THE TRUCK BUT THE DEISELS ON H.P.
     
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    mate has the transformers logo on his old camry, underneath it says "I transform into a Porsche".
     
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    there used 2 be a chick were i live in a fluro yellow vk with"DIAL000ANDMAKEACOPCUM
     
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    Saw a HQ ute with "Henry Ford was a faggot"
     
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    That on should read: 'Henry Ford was a Nazi' Little do people know that he was a Nazi sympathiser and a rasist, more of a reason not to buy his product. Well, maybe not so much now, anyway I'm blabbering...
     

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