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Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by bangers, Jul 27, 2006.

  1. bangers

    bangers New Member

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    A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once."

    A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice."

    After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.

    His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."

    The farmer said, "That's once."
     
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    don't get it?
     
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    That's once!
     
  4. 2002 VY

    2002 VY Guest

    hehe nice one.:yeah:
     

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