lol, back in school I was a dirty minded little bastard, still am at heart. way back when, in primary school days one of the girls in the class had decided she was a lesbian, so that got us young blokes started on how two sheilas would go about the business. To this very day I reckon this was my best call ever, they're all arguing and I say: "You're all dumb, they do it with a straw man!" Doesn't seem quite so funny now, but I'm tellin ya, we were all sniggering about it for weeks. Then there was the time we figured out what the spoonerism of the principals name was, I **** you not, poor bugger's name is Ray Gentles. That was entertaining for a good six months!