the 'funny things you used to say at school' thread

[Troy711]

And who could forget the infamous DEADLEG or DEADARM ?

haha or birthday bashings/rumbles?

what about this merry little tune...

the adams family started
when uncle fester farter
he farted through the key hole
and paralysed the cat

the cat fell down the dunny
it wasnt very funny
they made alot of money
the adams family

:lol:

 

[vnberlwagon]

i still do that to this day, mopar all the way is what i say was also another one i would cry out.

here are a few of my little manurisims from school
fluck a doodle do
and boobies, boobies was my personal fravourite, i got suspended from primary school for 3 day's and got 5 lashing with the cain on the back of the hands causei wrote boobies in the middle of a huge concrete slap IN PENCIL

Was that wrote or draw? nothing better than big boobies!:my:

 

[davey g-force]

half past a monkeys ass and a quarter to its balls

LOL!
We used to say: "It's a quarter past the freckle and the pimple's catching up!"

Yeah, you're right, it seems a bit dumb now...

 

[Jecs]

i used to say this to my mates back in prim skool when they'd get cut at me

THATS IT !! 3.30, Bike Racks, Me And You Are Gunna Fight !!

Jecs

 

[NORTI]

Was that wrote or draw? nothing better than big boobies!:my:

what about on the calculator???? lol 2318008 --- I think the very origins of 1337 speek!! lol



D.

 

[Julie]

And who could forget the infamous DEADLEG or DEADARM ?

lol thats right up there with the wedgie, dacking, noogies, crow pecking, chinese burns and wet willies.

 

[_Mukas_]

what about the horse bite?

 

[4PLAYN]

camel bite you mean

 

[Ripcell]

bum-chum

c0ck-smoker

 

[bangers]

gotta love the sack whacks. you go up to a bloke and get him on the nuts with your knuckles in a flicking action.

"you're a forey"....as in foreskin.

Poo jabber was always a good one.

you're joshing.... instead of joking

calling guys "two stroke"

when pink turns to red go the brown...... i still use it.

you runtsack.

gaybo

d*ck licker

you're a camel toe

wingnut...... mainly for people with big ears

too many running through my head