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the 'funny things you used to say at school' thread

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'Liar liar pants on fire' was big when I was at primary school!

And also a lot of variations on the Batman theme tune like "Batman,running down the motorway,car coming other way. FLATMAN!"

Seems a bit lame now but hilarious back then.
 

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That reminds me:
"Holy sheep **** Batman" was big in grade six.
 
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plenty out there, then we all got to high school
Just noticing females and your attraction to them and their tiddly bits.

"She's so hot"
"she's mad"
"she's got a head like a slapped a*s"
substitute slapped a*s and add others people, you all know them
 

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YGHOSt said:
"she's got a head like a slapped a*s"
substitute slapped a*s and add others people, you all know them

HA!

"got a head like the southbound end of a northbound train" !! :D
 

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well i work in schools and hear alot of the 'new' ones.

Some are funny as the kids thinkthey have made it up, it was around when i was at school and probably long before that as well!

i laugh at the kids (and adults!) who say 'somethink' like its cool.

The other one is it seems to be cool to put a useless 'but' at the end of sentences.

ie. "I went to the movies, but."
"it was funny, but."

in fact i think ive heard it on big brother too....
why? but what? has anyone heard this? or says this themselves?! I ask them "but what" and they have no idea what i mean! has the work 'but' lost its purpose?

had to chuckle at a year 5 the other week, there is an ad for austar on tv where the kid asks dad why the great wall of china was built. dad doesnt know and tells him it was to keep the rabits out. The joke is that dad doesnt know because he doesnt have austar.
So in a normal class discussion something comes up about the great wall, kid tells them that it was built to keep the rabbits out.
 

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vlv8vic said:
i laugh at the kids (and adults!) who say 'somethink' like its cool.

I know, that sh!ts me! :bang: It's almost as bad as "aks" instead of "ask" !! "Aks your Mum if you're allowed" - baaargh!!

vlv8vic said:
The other one is it seems to be cool to put a useless 'but' at the end of sentences.

Yeah, that's a funny one too, and I have to admit, I'm sometimes a culprit. It seems like in Australia we use the term "but" to replace the word "though".
eg: "I'm not payin' for it but". I had a couple of Pommie friends over here last year and they would freak out at that expression too and say: "but what?"
 

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LOL....
ill think youll find its an ad for bigpond internet but its a good ad nonetheless, pissa really..."back in the time of emporer nasi goreng" hahahaha.

head like a smashed crab
head like a dropped pie
head like a half-sucked mango
even chewy is better looking than you...(chewbaca from starwars)
head like a half eaten pastie

then theres...
ive seen better legs on a pool table...
seen better pins in a bowling alley...
seen better thighs on a chook...

for blokes who struggle with afl.
couldnt get a kick in a street fight...
couldnt get a mark in a texta fight...
 

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High-School:
chopped,slammed,rawted,CBF,match-stick(read heads),OMG,fully sick, ranga(also for read heads),knob , siick! ,munched,F***Stick, ur mum(classic),eat ****, what a head! skank,tell ur mum i left the change on the fridge, what a blowass bro!!

Primary:
dobbers wear nappy's wet ones too! u like (enter girls name)...wooooooooooo. teachers pet! suck up! eat **** **** eater! was especially bad for one kid in my year in year 4, his last name was Gay,lol

the funniest stuff in class:
one mate making a strain sound then another mate do a fart like fat bastard from austin powers.
throw stuff at the fans, once we through a chicken sandwhich, it exploded all across the room, best are dusters and erasers(although can be dangerous as can reach hi speeds,lol)
use windows messenger to send messages to all the computers in the school
Have big food fights in playground


heaps of other stuff we used to do/say, just cant remember at the moment
 

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best thing that happened while i was at primary school, my best mate at the time(probly still is) put one of those two piece rubbers, you know the ones that have the pencil side and the pen side, in a gas wall heater... we had to get the entire building of 6 class rooms including our library quarantined because of the potentially harmful fumes... we got the rest of the day off, the following day off and werent allowed in the specific room for the rest of the week. he got suspended for the week, but luckily didnt have to pay any of the defuming costs...
 

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Jamie_87 said:
...was especially bad for one kid in my year in year 4, his last name was Gay,lol

Was that Stuart or David?


Jamie_87 said:
...throw stuff at the fans, once we through a chicken sandwhich, it exploded all across the room, best are dusters and erasers

Was that Mr Duncan's class?

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