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The Husband Store

Escape-The-Fate

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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
of the products increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular
floor, or may choose to go up to the next
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks , 'but I want more.' So she continues upward.
The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to

please. Thank you for shopping at
the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives
Store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
 

acarmody

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How could you beat the second floor of the 'New Wives Shop'? How does it get better????

These wives love sex, have money, like beer, are drop dead gorgeous, don't interrupt the footy and are good navigators. :D:p.
 

Jezza

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great stuff and its hard to imagen a 4th 5th and 6th floor
 

TrEnNaVY

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3rd floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer and owns a commodore


plz marry me
 

ryno_vrx

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easy on the next floor the wife comes with a twin sister
 
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