Pretender
Brain function fading .
- Joined
- Oct 2, 2005
- Messages
- 575
- Reaction score
- 25
- Points
- 0
- Age
- 56
- Location
- Sunny Rockingham WA
- Members Ride
- Pajero LWB Wagon, Power/economy what's that ???
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Phone[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A group of men are sitting in a sauna discussing business and stocks when suddenly a cellular phone rings.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]One of the guys answers the phone[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Hi honey, are you at the club?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Yes, dear."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Honey you won't believe this but I'm standing in front of Giovannis and there's a beautiful mink on sale in the window."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"How much is it, dear?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"They're giving it away. Only $5000. Can you believe it?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"But you already have fur coats?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Please dear it's absolutely exquisite!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Fine, fine go ahead and buy it!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Thank you sweetheart. Oh, not to keep you much longer, I passed by the Mercedes dealership this morning and saw their new convertible. It was to die for! I talked to the salesman and the one in the showroom is brand new, leather seats, power everything, gold colored. What do you think??"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Honey, come on, we already have cars!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"You promised me that I could get a convertible!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"How much is it?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"You won't believe it but he said he'd let us have it for $85,000 fully loaded with all the options!!!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"OK, OK, go ahead and purchase it!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"I love you, you're the best husband a wife could ask for. I hope I'm not pushing it, but remember our trip we took to Paris? Remember the Brown's place with the swimming pool, tennis courts? It's on the market to be sold. I saw it this morning at the Real Estate agency. If we bought it we would have a perfect place to stay during the cold winter months!!!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"I had actually thought about it. You say it's on the market?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Really, you were actually thinking about it? Can I go make an offer on it? You know it's not listed very high, and It would be perfect for our type of lifestyle!!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"How much is it listed at?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Only $425,000 sweetheart. It's a steal!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"I guess we've got money put away. Go ahead and make an offer but no more than $415,000."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"This is turning out to be a great day! Can't wait to see you later tonight to celebrate!!!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"See you tonight dear."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The man hangs up the cellular phone and asks, "So, who's phone is this?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A group of men are sitting in a sauna discussing business and stocks when suddenly a cellular phone rings.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]One of the guys answers the phone[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Hi honey, are you at the club?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Yes, dear."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Honey you won't believe this but I'm standing in front of Giovannis and there's a beautiful mink on sale in the window."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"How much is it, dear?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"They're giving it away. Only $5000. Can you believe it?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"But you already have fur coats?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Please dear it's absolutely exquisite!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Fine, fine go ahead and buy it!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Thank you sweetheart. Oh, not to keep you much longer, I passed by the Mercedes dealership this morning and saw their new convertible. It was to die for! I talked to the salesman and the one in the showroom is brand new, leather seats, power everything, gold colored. What do you think??"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Honey, come on, we already have cars!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"You promised me that I could get a convertible!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"How much is it?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"You won't believe it but he said he'd let us have it for $85,000 fully loaded with all the options!!!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"OK, OK, go ahead and purchase it!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"I love you, you're the best husband a wife could ask for. I hope I'm not pushing it, but remember our trip we took to Paris? Remember the Brown's place with the swimming pool, tennis courts? It's on the market to be sold. I saw it this morning at the Real Estate agency. If we bought it we would have a perfect place to stay during the cold winter months!!!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"I had actually thought about it. You say it's on the market?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Really, you were actually thinking about it? Can I go make an offer on it? You know it's not listed very high, and It would be perfect for our type of lifestyle!!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"How much is it listed at?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Only $425,000 sweetheart. It's a steal!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"I guess we've got money put away. Go ahead and make an offer but no more than $415,000."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"This is turning out to be a great day! Can't wait to see you later tonight to celebrate!!!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"See you tonight dear."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The man hangs up the cellular phone and asks, "So, who's phone is this?"[/FONT]