Stevob
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Sometimes, a stupid question deserves an appropriate answer ...
I was in Coles buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't. I told her that the last time I was on it I'd lost over 20kg, before I wound up in hospital, due to side effects.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, so it was worth trying again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.
I said no... I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
I was in Coles buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't. I told her that the last time I was on it I'd lost over 20kg, before I wound up in hospital, due to side effects.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, so it was worth trying again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.
I said no... I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.