thats gold Also what is it about the word NO that lawyers just seem to not understand? or is it one of those words that they have never heard of before?
It turns out wednesday & saturday know eachother. But neither know that i know the other one from what I can tell. This is going to end in flames
hahaha! went for my construction inductions card today (red card) what a bloody waste of a day and a $150 bucks for **** thats common sense for OH&S
Since I was a child , clowns have scared the bejesus out of me , I still can't watch Stephen King's IT .
Im annoyed cos today I noticed bits and pieces on the inside of the side of my car that was fixed when I got teed by a Ford knob trying to cut across my lane into a carpark a few months ago (he was startled when he ran into the side of an obnoxious rumbling blue beast alongside him) are starting to detach/go pear shaped on the inside :-/ Dont want to have to go back to the repair place and make them fix it up when they scratched the back bumper on the opposite side of the car last time... bah!
I like the ones that ring up and start by saying "Can i please talk to the owner of the computer sir, it is infected" I reply with, "Nah sorry mate i don't own a computer" The silence is deafening haha
the friend zone, I'm just ultra curious as to what the rules are of making a move before you're put into that category.
got one of these today, AHHHHH you must be the scam man, have you checked my solar inverter for hackers yet? other end of the phone *slam*
Yes the silence is deafening, until they tell you your wrong and you do have one!! Funny, I haven't plugged mine in for over a year. Or when someone calls asking for someone, and then cracks the shots when you say they don't live here and they insist on telling you who lives and who doesn't live in your own house! Has that one a few times
Ever had to walk back to the car to lock it, cos the remote doesn't reach that far? Touch the remote on your head while pressing the button, it extends the range that it will work by using your body as an antenna. Try it, if it works 'like' this post.
A mate found this on his phone the Sunday morning after a massive night out. He wrote it to himself on the walk home, i thought id share it. Dear stats,you are writibg this nesage to document the walk home. Having said that, you are leaning on a fence ( less than half way home mind you) to socument your walk ( lol document twice). This is easily the most difficult Narrak walk you've been on. The tran let you off t 1:10 and it is now 1:29. Yoi've had to stop abd type to stop you from being sick. Thoughyou still feel like munting ev'rywhwere. Lol. This provably doesn't make sense. Ph well! Everybody gets 1. I blame Choppstick for thowing an excellent party! You vastard! Party less! Loljks, party more mother####ers. So dear stats. Since you haven't moved in the 20 minutes it has taken to type this, reckon yoo could grt home? Lol, no. Oh well. Walk abd munt as becessary. Loce stats of 1:26
god damn bunnings employees. if you get shitty cause you're loading a shelf and someone ask you a question then GTFO out of retail.
