And the Oscar goes to...... http://www.watoday.com.au/sport/ten...-lineswoman-with-racquet-20141028-11ddhh.html
Funny how all the Air Conditioning threads pop up now (like they always do at this time of year), as the weather warms up. May be if people looked after their A/C by running it for a few minutes each week throughout the year, there would be less threads/trouble.
Mine asks....."What have you done this time?" Except for when I give her a pearl neckl...nervermind on the flip side. Raj, congrats!
if youre giving your missus a pearl necklace you gotta ask her 'what have you done this time' ive been studying these 'woman' and jizz on their face is universal for 'now he cant get mad at me' to these weird creatures.
people who have dream catchers in their cars... wtf is that about... pretty sure that bit of bamboo with painted bird feathers aint gonna do shit when you hit a tree doing a ton.
darrel Damn mate just left to score, he's meant to start at 8. Best of luck to ya give it a rev rev dump haha
Bill Murray hated working on Groundhog Day and wouldn't return calls. When the crew convinced him to get a PA, he hired a deaf mute who only knew sign language - which no one else knew, including Bill Murray
Just got myself a new Note 4. Should arrive Friday. Goodbye Vodafone, Hello Optus. Hello $375 worth of credit for the new phone.
####ing Australia Post. I never take my phone out of the factory wrapping until I have the screen protectors ready to apply, well my phone arrived yesterday, but I got carded for my case and screen protectors. I checked the mailbox at 2:30pm and nothing, checked again at 3pm and there is the card, but both my mum and me were home and my mum was in the kitchen about 4m from the front door, no way we couldn't hear the knocking. So now the ####-stain has my package in the back of his truck from Friday until Monday, because the lazy twat didn't drop them back at the Post Office where I could have picked it up today. So I paid extra for Express Post to ensure I get it Friday, and thanks to this lazy arsehole, I won't get it until Monday.
I'm in love with the chick from the "band" Aqua. She could be my Barbie girl. And I would destroy her. Sexually.
this bird from hi-five used to give me awkward boners: but then as i googled her name just now i stumbled on these: and now my boners are no longer awkard.
