The Random Thread

[Jonah 101]

Cops are knocking on my door. what do?

open the bathroom window and hide in the cupbaord under the sink.

 

[yZoH]

Cops are knocking on my door. what do?

Open it...

No Hablo Inglis.

...Close it

 

[Grennan]

Answer it with your pants around your ankles. Nothing could go wrong.

 

[Wogboy1994]

Answer it with your pants around your ankles. Nothing could go wrong.

i have designated pant wearing times around the house (when relatives come over or gumtree buyers allegedly make a time to come) anyone else is fair game to see my bananaman boxershorts

 

[Straya!]

Approved

 

[turmoil117]

You both sound like douchebags.

HEY! I am a terrible terrible human being. But I am certainly not a douche bag!.... I just dont resolving issues with violence. You didnt call me names when I "poisoned" him with laxatives

 

[Straya!]

HEY! I am a terrible terrible human being. But I am certainly not a douche bag!.... I just dont resolving issues with violence. You didnt call me names when I "poisoned" him with laxatives

I didn't know about that either, I still stand by my previous statement, just because you don't resolve issues with violence doesn't mean rooting people's girlfriends is the way to go, I know if you did that in my friendship group you wouldn't be in it for long.

 

[Kinng]

Violence is not the answer, but it works

Kinng

 

[turmoil117]

I didn't know about that either, I still stand by my previous statement, just because you don't resolve issues with violence doesn't mean rooting people's girlfriends is the way to go, I know if you did that in my friendship group you wouldn't be in it for long.

Ahhhhh but you see it turns out they werent dating, and he was certainly not my friend

 

[Straya!]

Ahhhhh but you see it turns out they werent dating, and he was certainly not my friend

It doesn't matter whether they were or not, you THOUGHT they were.